Saturday, August 2, 2008

#5: The Stav Infection

Infected shirt^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

About Allison: 
What can be said about Allison that hasn't already been said about Iron Maiden. Both are 70's heavy metal English bands, both drink their weight in spiced rum every night, and both give dudes boners. What's not to like? Her beauty and appeal are endless. She's a heartbreaker, a salt shaker, a rain maker, a brain taker, and a pain baker. If Allison were baked goods, or one of those rotisserie chickens at Giant Eagle, that shit would sell like gangbusters.

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