Welcome to my world, world

After weeks of deliberations, minutes of planning, and countless phone calls made by our amazing staff of  indentured servants, the world of Thread & Butter, inc. has come to fruition. Thread & Butter is my gift to a world. She is my baby. Maybe not. She is my bastard. A bastard through which, I will create and dispense my creations. Oh, many creations will be created here. I will create these creations. They will be created. Here. 

Basically, I bought about 30 plain factory-rejected t-shirts for about $5 from Pat Catan's, and am drawing whatever I please on them. I will put any shirt I make up here for your viewing pleasure. If you want it, e-mail mikesklenka@aol.com with 3 things:

• the number of the shirt
• a size
• preferred color, (i'm not making promises though. you will take what you get).
• your address (if i don't see you often)

If people actually do this, you will more than likely get it within a week or so; or not at all. It really depends how I'm feeling and stuff. I don't care who you are, if you want one, just ask. Because I love you, ya know? If I make you one, and have to send it via US mail due to our lack of immediate personal communication or whatever, just send 5 dollars to the return address. Theoretically, you could receive aforementioned shirt and just not pay me, which is cool. I would just think you're a dick. So don't be a dick. Just keep it real.